Humorous 50th Birthday Gifts

Someone's 50th birthday is the perfect opportunity to make them smile, perhaps poke a little fun, too! We're not suggesting that you should only get them a humorous 50th birthday gift. Look for a "real" gift by browsing through our personality categories. But you might want to consider something on the funny side for a little bit of entertainment!

I turned 50 this year!

50th Birthday Gifts - I turned 50 MousePad

Do you realize just how old you are?!? You're older than the laser and the Hula Hoop! Here... have some Valium to calm you down. And by the way, you're older than that, too.

This cute message of things that were invented AFTER they were born is available on t-shirts, aprons, sweatshirts and mousepads. Prices range from $8.99 to $24.99.

Older Than Dirt Sweatshirt

Personalize this "Older than dirt" sweat shirt with the recipient's name and birth year. Includes "Genuine Antique" and "Circa" quips, sure to make anyone laugh. M - XXL $29.95 US.

Mid Life Decision Dice
Humorous 50th Birthday Gifts - Midlife decision dice

Humorous 50th Birthday Gifts - Midlife decision dice

This fun gift is great for any middle aged person.
Mid Life Dice reads: Affair, Porsche, Drink, Gamble, Travel, Religion. $12.00 US.

Hot Flash Survival Kit
Humorous 50th Birthday Gifts - Hot Flash Survival Kit

Humorous 50th Birthday Gifts - Hot Flash Survival Kit

30 Ways to Master Menopause and Keep Your Cool

This clever kit is a lighthearted gift for the woman experiencing menopause. Thirty cards feature simple advice and tips women can use to relieve hot flashes and other symptoms. $15.00 US.

50th Birthday Party Ideas
Try these games instead of the usual:

Musical Recliners
Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
Hide and Go Pee
Simon Says Something Incoherent
Doc, Doc, Goose
Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
Kick the Bucket
Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
Sag. You're It!

See also our list of funny gift ideas!

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